Lauren. 20, Colorado, Homestuck, LGBTQWTFBBQ. Married to science. Ceaselessly affectionate, compulsively creative, borderline incompetent. I'll believe in anything.
I am a citizen of the Internet. I do things sometimes. Some of those things will go here. Yeah.
You know Screedius Toe Taker who collects the toes of people who walk through the Mire so that he can get phraxdust from the nails? WELL. In real life, any gold that gets into your body ends up in your toenails, which then makes your toes valuable.
Oh my god.
Interesting. I wonder if that was part of the inspiration for the character?